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You know how sometimes (all the time) you drink so much whiskey/tequila/vodka that you're laying on your side, the world spinning around...

There are a few main reasons I know I’m not ready to be a mother. First and foremost, I get excessively hammered at least 3 nights a...

Chanel Oberlin, you beautiful twig bitch. I wish I could mock you properly for the Big Bird costumes you wear on the reg, but let’s be...

Who ever says that the Bachelor franchise does not produce any lasting results has clearly not had the distinct privilege of seeing...

Ah, Grouper. The trendy dating app for betches with at least 2 same-sexed friends, no dignity, and absolutely no idea what an algorithm...

Remember prehistoric times when bitches used to actually have to put effort into getting their drunk asses from one place to the next? ...

I recently overheard some slutz discussing why all the crazy betches of the world have normal boyfriends, while "nice, normal, slightly...

Are they real human beings? Did they enter the world through someone’s va-jay-jay? Do their faces scrunch up all tight when they take...

I hope whatever douchebag is responsible for the banning of boozy brunches has entered into the Witness Protection Program, because I...