no filter no fuqqs

I made this blog pretty much solely so that I could bitch about everything that annoys me.  (And also so that all my friends could be like "OMG you're so funny and cool and popular.")  But if I learned anything from school (read: SparkNotes), it was that every great piece of literature has to have some greater purpose to be truly amazing...So I was sitting there thinking, "How can I help the world with my blog?" Like, really make a difference, you know? And then it came to me.  The message I wanted to share with the world.  The knowledge I personally could bestow upon society to better mankind...

 

Filter your fucking photos.

 

Really bitch, we get it.  You think you're hot.  But I'm here to give you a small dose of reality by telling you, I don't fuqqin care if your tits are huge and you have super defined cheekbones, YOU'D STILL LOOK BETTER WITH SOME LO-FI/BRANNAN ACTION.

 

But if you're not gonna use a filter, neither am I.  Except for my pictures. I am going to continue to filter the SHIT out of my pictures.

 

xoxo